Become a Programmer, Motherfucker!



Become a Programmer, Motherfucker!

Here is a new and revolutionary software development methodology: Programming, Motherfucker:

– How will we solve problems? By programming, motherfucker.

– How will we do testing? By programming, motherfucker.

– How will be complete tasks on time and under budget? By programming, motherfucker.

– How will we make sure the programmers are happy and doing their jobs? By programming, motherfucker.



And this new methodology has its community website: programming-motherfucker.com:

We are a community of motherfucking programmers who have been humiliated by software development methodologies for years.

We are tired of XP, Scrum, Kanban, Waterfall, Software Craftsmanship (aka XP-Lite) and anything else getting in the way of…Programming, Motherfucker.

We are tired of being told we’re autistic idiots who need to be manipulated to work in a Forced Pair Programming chain gang without any time to be creative because none of the 10 managers on the project can do… Programming, Motherfucker.

We must destroy these methodologies that get in the way of…Programming, Motherfucker.

And to become a fucking programmer, this fucking page is for you, with an impressive list of references and resources.




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